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HONEY MOON SMS

Posted by admin on January 23, 2025 in Honey Moon Messages |
Honey Moon

A honeymoon is the short period between the bridal toast and the burnt toast.
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“A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why.”
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“The honeymoon is over when he phones he’ll be late again for dinner, and she has already left a note that it’s in the refrigerator.”
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The honeymoon is over when he finds out he married a big spender and she finds out she didn’t.
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The honeymoon is over when he stops helping her with the dishes-and starts doing them himself.

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“The honeymoon is over when she starts wondering what happened to the man she married, and he starts wondering what happened to the girl he didn’t.”

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“When the honeymoon is over a man discovers his wife isn’t an angel, so he quits posing as a saint.”

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“A honeymoon is the perfect start to a lifelong adventure of love and laughter together.”

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“May our honeymoon be filled with unforgettable moments, as we embark on this beautiful journey of marriage.”

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“Here’s to love, laughter, and happily ever after. Our honeymoon is just the beginning.”

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“A honeymoon is the time to celebrate love, create memories, and cherish the bond we share.”

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“Our honeymoon is a time to escape the world and immerse ourselves in the magic of our love story.”

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“Wishing us endless sunsets, endless love, and unforgettable memories on this beautiful journey together. Here’s to our honeymoon and a lifetime of joy!”

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“Every moment with you feels like a dream. Here’s to the beginning of forever on this perfect honeymoon with you by my side!”

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“From the moment we said ‘I do’ to this magical honeymoon, every second with you is a treasure. Here’s to us and all the love to come!”

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“Exploring beautiful places with my favorite person. This honeymoon is just the beginning of our greatest adventure—our life together!”

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“To my love, thank you for making this honeymoon so special. Here’s to a lifetime of laughter, love, and beautiful memories.”

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“May your honeymoon be filled with love, laughter, and unforgettable memories that last a lifetime.”

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“Here’s to love, romance, and endless adventures on your honeymoon. May this be the start of a beautiful journey together.”

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“Wishing you both a honeymoon as amazing and beautiful as your love for each other. Enjoy every moment!

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“A honeymoon is not just a trip, it’s the beginning of a lifetime of dreams and happiness together. Have a wonderful time!”

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“May your honeymoon be a perfect blend of relaxation, joy, and love, as you celebrate the start of forever together!”

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HOTEL SMS

Posted by admin on January 23, 2025 in Hotel Messages |

“When people go to a resort hotel for a change and a rest, the bellboys get the change and the hotel gets the rest.”
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One of Moscow’s finest hotels proudly boasts that there is a television set in every room — only it watches you!

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“Welcome! We hope you have a relaxing and memorable stay. Let us know if there’s anything we can do to make it even better!”

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“Good day! Just a reminder that our facilities are at your service. Have a wonderful stay, and let us know if we can assist with anything!”

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“Thank you! We’re delighted to have you with us. Please don’t hesitate to reach out if you need assistance or recommendations!”

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“Good morning!—our breakfast is served from 7-10 AM. Wishing you a fantastic day ahead!”

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“We hope you’re enjoying your stay at. If there’s anything we can do to make your visit more comfortable, please let us know!”

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“Relax, unwind, and let us take care of the rest. Welcome to your home away from home!”

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“Check-in to comfort, luxury, and unforgettable memories. Your perfect stay begins here.”

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“Where every stay feels special and every guest is treated like family. Welcome to our hotel!”

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“Experience comfort, elegance, and impeccable service. Your dream stay awaits!”

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“Wake up to stunning views, delicious breakfasts, and the warmest hospitality. Book your stay now!”

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Wife to Husband…

Posted by admin on January 23, 2025 in Husband vs Wife Messages |
Husband and Wife

Wife to Husband:
Tum to kehte the k shadi k bad mujhe pyar karte rahoge,
Husband: Sorry! Mujhey malooom nahi tha k Tumhari shaadi mujhse hi hogi.

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“You are not only my husband but also my best friend, my greatest support, and my forever love.”

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“Every day, I fall in love with you a little more. Thank you for making life so beautiful.”

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“In your arms, I have found my home. With you, I have found my forever.”

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“To my husband, my love, my everything—thank you for loving me just the way I am.”

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“I may not say it often, but you are my strength, my happiness, and my heart’s greatest blessing.”

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“You are not just my husband; you are my best friend, my rock, and my greatest blessing.”

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“Every day with you feels like a beautiful chapter in the story of my life. I’m so grateful for you.”

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“In your arms, I’ve found my home, and in your heart, I’ve found my forever.”

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“Thank you for loving me at my best and supporting me at my worst. You are my everything.”

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“Life may not always be perfect, but with you by my side, it’s always wonderful.”

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HUSBAND VS WIFE SMS

Posted by admin on January 23, 2025 in Husband vs Wife SMS |
Husband vs Wife SMS

Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
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Wife: kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.
Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife: kaisi galat fehmi?
Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha
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Why women starts with W
You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!
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Wife; Janu, kash Aap Message hote, Main Aapko save karti, jab chahe parhti,
Husband; Kanjus ,save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi Saheli ko forward bhi karti 😉
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Biwi: Shadi K Shuru Me Jb Me Khana Pka K Lati thi AP Ziada Mje Khilaty or Khud Kum Khaty
Ab Aisa Q Nhi Krty
Shohar: Is lye K Ab Tume Khana Pkana Aa Gya he.! 😀
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Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again?
Husband: No dear.
Wife: I’m sure you would.
Annoyed husband: Okay, I would.
Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed?
Husband: Ya, I guess so.
Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes.
Husband: No, she is taller than you.
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Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
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Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts:” Up quick! My husband is back.”

Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes “Damn, I’m the husband!”
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Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
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Jo Admi soch samjh k shadi nahi krte
Wo zindagi bhar lrte hain,

Or jo admi soch samjh k shadi krtey hain
Hundi onna nal v kutteyan wali a per o das de nai.
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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever
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Wife: agr mai gum ho jaon to tum kia karoge ??
Husbund: Mai akhbar me ishtehar dunga.
Wife: kia likhwao ge ?
Husbund: Jinnu labhay odi 😉
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Husband: aj kia pakana hai ?
Wife: jo ap kahen
Husband: acha chawal bna lo,
Wife: kal to pakaye they aj kuch r
H: acha sbzi bna lo,
W:uffo bachey nai khate,
H:Acha qima bna lo,
W: Ish, mujhe alergy hai
H:Prathey bana lo,
W:Rat ko prathey kon khata hai?
H: Phir kia pakana hai?
W: jo ap kahen
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Husband: Jb meri new shadi hui to mujhe meri B.V itni achi lagti thi k dil krta tha khaa jaoun
Friend: or ab?
Husband: Khaa hi jaanda tey changa C
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Wife or husband safer per ja rahey they”
Raste main ik gadha ghaas kha raha tha,
Husband: Apne rishtedar ko Salam kro,
Wife: Salam Susar G
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Wife to Husband:
Tum to kehte the k shadi k bad mujhe pyar karte rahoge,
Husband: Sorry! Mujhey malooom nahi tha k Tumhari shaadi mujhse hi hogi.
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Wife: agr main pakistan ki sb se bari pahaari K2 per charhney main kamyab hojaoun,
to ap mujhey kia denge?
Husband: Dhakka

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“Husband: ‘I wear the pants in this house!’ Wife: ‘And I tell you which ones to wear!’ 😂”

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“A husband’s idea of cleaning the house: Tidying up one room. A wife’s idea: Cleaning the whole house twice! 😂”

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“Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one! 😂”

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“Husband: ‘I don’t need instructions.’ Wife: ‘That’s why we have three extra screws and a wobbling table!’”

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“Wife: ‘Honey, I lost my keys.’ Husband: ‘Did you check your purse?’ Wife: ‘Of course!’ (Finds keys in her purse five minutes later) 😂”

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“A husband’s silence says, ‘I’m listening.’ A wife’s silence says, ‘You’re in trouble.’”

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“Husband: ‘I haven’t spoken to my wife in a week.’ Friend: ‘Why?’ Husband: ‘She hasn’t given me a chance!’”

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“Marriage is like a workshop. The husband works, and the wife shops!”

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“Wife: ‘I need space.’ Husband: Moves to the couch.”

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“Behind every successful husband stands a surprised wife wondering how he managed it!”

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INSPIRATIONAL SMS

Posted by admin on January 23, 2025 in Inspirational Messages |
INSPIRATIONAL SMS

To disagree, one doesn’t have to be disagreeable.
-Barry M. Goldwater
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I have had more trouble with myself than with any other man I have ever met!
-Dwight L. Moody

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We’re all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don’t make any big ones.
-Andrew A. Rooney

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I realize that a sense of humor isn’t for everyone. It’s only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.
-Anne Wilson Schaef

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If you don’t like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.
-Ring Lardner
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Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
-Elbert Hubbard

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Don’t lose your head. It’s the best part of your body.
-Jimmy Snyder
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When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.
-Henry David Thoreau
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It’s not that life is one darn thing after another. It’s one darn thing over and over.
-Edna St. Vincent Millay
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Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward.
-Kierkegaard

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Do not act as if you had a thousand years to live.
-Marcus Aurelius

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Goodwill is the one and only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy.
-Marshall Field

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Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence.
-New England Saying
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Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits them all.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

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If you don’t paddle your own canoe, you don’t move.
-Katharine Hepburn
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Nothing I never said ever did me any harm.
-Calvin Coolidge
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Wisdom lies in taking everything with good humor and a grain of salt.
-George Santayana
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Character is much easier kept than recovered.
-Thomas Paine
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There ain’t no way to find out why a snorer can’t hear himself snore.
-Mark Twain
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Fall seven times, stand up eight.
-Japanese proverb
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Nothing is as hard to do gracefully as getting down off your high horse.
-Frank Jones

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Rose is a rose is a rose is a rose.
-Gertrude Stein

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I’m not young enough to know everything.
-J.M. Barrie

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If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.
-Mother’s Advice to Katharine Hepburn
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A friend my well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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What is required is sight and insight – then you might add one more: excite.
-Robert Frost
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The fault-finder will find faults even in paradise.
-Henry David Thoreau
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Birds sing after a storm. Why shouldn’t we?
-Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy
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Hope is a thing with feathers, that perches on the soul.
-Emily Dickinson

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The best thing one can do when it’s raining is let it rain.
-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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In walking, just walk. In sitting, just sit. Above all, don’t wobble.
-Yun-Men
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The landscape belongs to the man who looks at it.
-Henry David Thoreau
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The power of Thought, – the magic of the Mind!
-Lord Byron
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Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
-John Lennon
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Humor makes all things tolerable.
-Henry Ward Beecher
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You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can’t sit on it for long.
-Boris Yeltsin
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The first half of our lives are ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
-Clarence Darrow
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I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it.
-Will Rogers
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Genius is but one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
-Thomas Edison
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There must be more to life than having everything.
-Maurice Sendak
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To ask the hard question is simple.
-W.H. Auden
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The human mind is like an umbrella – it functions best when open.
-Walter Gropius
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Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-George Santayana

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Knowledge and timber shouldn’t be used until they are seasoned.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

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Oh, the places you’ll go, oh, the things you’ll see.
-Dr. Seuss

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Never explain yourself: Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it.
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We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something at once.
-Calvin Coolidge
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Happiness is a perfume you can’t pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Attitudes are contagious. Do you want people around you to catch yours?
-Bob Moawad
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Hitch your wagon to a star.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

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When you have a choice and don’t make it, that in itself is a choice.
-William James

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You only live once – but if you work it right, once is enough.
-Joe E. Lewis

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If you feel happy, tell your face.
-Steve Potter
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How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
-Satchel Paige
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The Lighter Side
If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.
-Andrew Mason
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Rest not! Life is sweeping by; go and dare before you die. Something mighty and sublime, leave behind to conquer time

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You don’t like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
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A winner is not the one who never fails. But the one who never QUITS.
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The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.

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Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
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In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer
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Knock the doors of success….if the don’t open………Then BREAK IT.
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I am a slow walker…. but i never walk backward.
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Being beaten is often a temporary condition, giving up is what makes it permanent.
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Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome.
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Footprints on the sands of time are not made by sitting down.
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What is success? It is a toy balloon among children armed with pins.
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To laugh often and much, to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children, to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends, to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded!
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Better light a candle than curse the darkness.
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The highest reward for man’s toil is not what he gets for it, but what he becomes by it.
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Success and rest don’t sleep together.
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If you want to shine like sun, burns like it.
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Within you now is the power to do things you never dreamed possible. This power becomes available to you just as soon as you change your beliefs.

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Ambition is the Dream, Achievement is the Reality.
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Failure isn’t defeat it’s a delay.

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Keep your dreams alive. Understand to achieve anything requires faith and belief in yourself, vision, hard work, determination, and dedication. Remember all things are possible for those who believe.

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If you have made mistakes, even serious ones, there is always another chance for you. What we call failure is not the falling down but the staying down.

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Don’t pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men!” –Phillips Brooks
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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
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You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.
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Failures can either be tumbling stones or the stepping stones to success.
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I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.

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The biggest test of courage is to accept DEFEAT without losing heart.
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Determination is the first chapter in the book of Excellence.
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Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood.
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If opportunities don’t knock at your door…. build the door.
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It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.
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Tough times will not last but tough people will last.
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The key to success is to risk thinking unconventional thoughts.
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Thinking is not entertainment but an obligation.
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The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
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Two men look out through the same bars; one sees the mud and one sees the stars.
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You see things that are and say ‘Why?’ But I dream of things that never were and say ‘Why not?’
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Be the change you want to see in the world.
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It’s no longer about the big beating the small; it’s about the fast beating the slow.
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Pain is temporary. Quitting is forever.
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Inspiration is the act of drawing up a chair to the writing desk.
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The bad news is that time flies…but the good news is that, you are the pilot.

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Believing in yourself is not for you; it’s for every person who has touched your life in a significant way and for every person your life will touch the same way five minutes from now, or five centuries from now.

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In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing. The worst thing you can do is nothing.
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Failing to plan is planning to fail.
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The most difficult phase of life is not when no one understands you; it is when you don’t understand yourself.
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Don’t go the way life takes you. Take life the way you go!!!
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Remember you are born to live. Don’t live because you are born.
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I can’t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
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Start by doing what’s necessary, then what’s possible and suddenly you will be doing the impossible.
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The shoe-maker makes a good shoe, because he makes nothing else!
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Difference between Ordinary and “Extra Ordinary” is the little “EXTRA”
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Until you value yourself, you won’t value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.
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When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don’t see the one which has been opened for us.

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Life is not a problem to be solved, but a gift to be enjoyed.
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If today were perfect, there would be no need for tomorrow!
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The surest way to go broke is to sit around and wait for a break.
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To succeed… do the best you can, where you are, with what you have.
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People with goals succeed, because they know where they are going.
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Do it now, u become successful the very moment u start.
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All the flowers of tomorrow are the seeds of today.

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“Every great journey begins with a single step. Don’t let fear hold you back. Keep moving forward, and success will follow.”

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“Believe in yourself, for the strength to overcome any obstacle lies within you. Keep pushing forward, and you’ll achieve greatness.”

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“Success isn’t final, failure isn’t fatal—what matters is the courage to continue. Keep striving for your dreams!”

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“Challenges are not obstacles, but opportunities for growth. Embrace each one, for they bring you closer to your goals.”

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“Your potential is limitless. Don’t be afraid to dream big, work hard, and watch your efforts turn into reality.”

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“The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Keep moving forward, no matter how small the step.”

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“Every setback is a setup for a comeback. Stay strong and trust that better days are ahead.”

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“Your dreams are valid, your efforts matter, and your potential is limitless. Believe in yourself and make it happen.”

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“Success doesn’t come from what you do occasionally; it comes from what you do consistently. Stay focused and determined.”

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“When life gets tough, remember: diamonds are made under pressure. Embrace challenges and let them refine you.”

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