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A businessman is the only man……..

Posted by admin on July 1, 2024 in Apology and Sorry Quotes |

“A businessman is the only man who is forever apologizing for his occupation.”
Gilbert K. Chesterton

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Sometimes you love something…..

Posted by admin on July 1, 2024 in Anniversary Messages |

Sometimes you love something so much that it hurts to
leave it, but you must. Sometimes it hurts too much to hold on to that thing
you love. And sometimes you let go of what you love because it hurts, but
then just sometimes… you get it back and live happily ever after.

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Wise Sms

Posted by admin on July 1, 2024 in Advice SMS |

The success which u search for whole life calls u 5 times a day

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Sardar Messages

Posted by admin on May 14, 2024 in Sardar Messages |

Intelligent Santa

All Scientists Fail 2 Ans This But Santa Rocks
Q:- Which Liquid Thng Turns Solid On Heating?
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Ans:- BESAN K PAKODE.
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Sardar Friend Se:
Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.
Friend: Kyon?
Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Friend: To Kya Hua??
Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. 🙂
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Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”
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Sardar ji aap apni pregnant wife ko itne pain main hospital ki jagah Pizza hut q le jarahe hain??
Sardar ji:aray yar q k pizza hut mein Delivery FREE hai!!;-).
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Sardar going with his sister,
Some shouts “Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle”
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says” Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai”!
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Q: “Have you ever read Shakespeare?”
Sardar: “No, who wrote it?”
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Sardar ji sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! Higher studies yaar…
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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A news channel gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident
at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?
Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar
rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai.
Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye
patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

News correspondent: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.
Sardar: oye nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta tha.
Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya .
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Sardar: My wife is still scared of water
Friend : how come?
Sardar : yesterday when i went home, she was in the bath tub with the security guard!!
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Sardar to his wife: darling, years ago u had a figure like coke bottle.
Jeeto: yes darling i still do, only differnece is earlier it was 250ml
now it’s 1.5 ltr.
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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
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1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
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Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
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1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
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Sardar Apni Unparh BV se:
Chal Honeymoon per chalte hain,
Wife: Nahi mujhey Kapre dhoney hain tussi Ammi nu ley jao.

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Sardar Apni Unparh BV se:
Chal Honeymoon per chalte hain,
Wife: Nahi mujhey Kapre dhoney hain tussi Ammi nu ley jao.

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“Sardarji’s logic is like Wi-Fi… invisible but connects everyone with laughter!”

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“When life gets too serious, find a Sardarji — their humor is the best therapy!”

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“Sardarji says: Why worry about problems? Even Google doesn’t have all the answers!”

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“A Sardar’s heart is as big as his laughter — pure, honest, and full of joy.”

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“You can’t spell fun without ‘S’ — and Sardarji brings smiles wherever he goes!”

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Rabi Ul Awwal Messages

Posted by admin on April 30, 2024 in Rabi Ul Awwal Messages |
Rabi Ul Awwal Messages

Rabi Ul Awwal Messages” are a wonderful way to commemorate the birth of the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) and reflect on the values of love, peace, and kindness he taught. Sending “Rabi Ul Awwal Messages” helps to spread joy, share blessings, and remind others of the importance of this special month in the Islamic calendar. These messages not only celebrate the Prophet’s life but also inspire unity and spiritual growth within the Muslim community. “Rabi Ul Awwal Messages” are a meaningful way to connect with loved ones, sharing the spirit of this blessed time.

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Rabi Ul Awwal Mubarak to all the Muslims!!!

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“May the blessed month of Rabi Ul Awwal bring peace, joy, and prosperity to you and your family. Remember the teachings of our beloved Prophet Muhammad (PBUH).”

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“In this sacred month of Rabi Ul Awwal, may we all find inspiration and guidance in the life of our Prophet Muhammad (PBUH). Peace and blessings upon him.”

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“As we celebrate the birth of the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH), may our hearts be filled with love, compassion, and faith. Rabi Ul Awwal Mubarak!”

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“May the light of Rabi Ul Awwal illuminate your life and guide you on the path of righteousness. Sending you warm wishes on this blessed month.”

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“Rabi Ul Awwal is a time to reflect on the mercy and blessings of Allah. May we follow the Prophet’s (PBUH) example and lead lives of peace and kindness. Mubarak!”

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“May the blessings of Ramadan bring peace, joy, and love to your life and fill your heart with gratitude.”

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“Wishing you a Ramadan full of faith, hope, and endless blessings. May your prayers be accepted and your heart be at peace.”

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“As you fast and pray this Ramadan, may Allah’s blessings be upon you, your family, and your loved ones.”

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“May the holy month of Ramadan cleanse your soul, uplift your spirit, and bring you closer to the mercy of Allah.”

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“Ramadan is a time of reflection, prayer, and gratitude. May your heart be filled with blessings and your life with peace.”

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“As the blessed month of Rabi Ul Awwal dawns, may the light of the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH)’s teachings illuminate our hearts and guide our lives.”

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“Rabi Ul Awwal is a time to remember the mercy to the worlds—Prophet Muhammad (PBUH). Let us follow his path with love and sincerity.”

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“May the blessings of Rabi Ul Awwal bring peace, prosperity, and faith into your life. Milad-un-Nabi Mubarak!”

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“On this sacred occasion of Rabi Ul Awwal, may your heart be filled with the love of the Prophet (PBUH) and your actions reflect his sunnah.”

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“Celebrate the birth of the most beloved Prophet (PBUH) by spreading kindness, compassion, and unity. Rabi Ul Awwal Mubarak!”

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