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Friendz sms

Posted by admin on July 1, 2024 in FriendShip Messages |

Without ur sms’z my frnd, my week dayz R like,.. Mood day,… Tear day,… Worst day,…Thirst day,… Fight day,… Suffer day,… Sad day,

I m missing U friend

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FRIENDSHIP QUOTATIONS

Posted by admin on July 1, 2024 in Friendship Quotations |

I have always been Afraid of losing people,I cherish so much. .
but
at times I keep asking Myself,
“IS THERE ANY ONE WHO WILL BE AFRAID OF LOSING ME TOO?”

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Friendship with oneself is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.
-Eleanor Roosevelt
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Friendship is when they gaze into your eyes and you know they care
Love is when they gaze into your eyes and it warms your heart
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Friendship is a quiet walk in the park with the one you trust
Love is when you feel like you are the only two around
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“Friendship is the bridge between lonely and loved,
between a glance and a gaze. It stretches from the fog
into sunshine, hopelessness into faith, between despair
and joy. It crosses the chasm from hell to heaven, from
God to man, and from you to me.”
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Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. ~Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world. ~Thomas A. Edison
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What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. ~Aristotle
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Friendship needs no words – it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. ~Dag Hammarskjold
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Friendship is one mind in two bodies. ~Menclus
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The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends. ~Gwyneth Paltrow
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Since there is nothing so well worth having as friends, never lose a chance to make them. ~Francesco Guicciardini
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Friendship is Love with jewels on, but without either flowers or veil. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827
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I lay it down as a fact that if all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world. ~Blaise Pascal
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Yes’m, old friends is always best, ‘less you can catch a new one that’s fit to make an old one out of. ~Sarah Orne Jewett
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Hold a true friend with both your hands. ~Nigerian Proverb
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A man’s growth is seen in the successive choirs of his friends. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends. ~Samuel Pepys
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Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Journals, 1843
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It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Many a person has held close, throughout their entire lives, two friends that always remained strange to one another, because one of them attracted by virtue of similarity, the other by difference. ~Emil Ludwig
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Friends are relatives you make for yourself. ~Eustache Deschamps
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Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. ~Anäis Nin
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If it’s very painful for you to criticize your friends – you’re safe in doing it. But if you take the slightest pleasure in it, that’s the time to hold your tongue. ~Alice Duer Miller
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The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head.
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‘Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his. ~Benjamin Franklin
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I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. ~Robert Brault
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There is one friend in the life of each of us who seems not a separate person, however dear and beloved, but an expansion, an interpretation, of one’s self, the very meaning of one’s soul. ~Edith Wharton
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Probably no man ever had a friend that he did not dislike a little. ~E.W. Howe
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The friend who holds your hand and says the wrong thing is made of dearer stuff than the one who stays away. ~Barbara Kingsolver
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A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should.
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If you’re alone, I’ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I’ll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I’ll just be me.
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There is magic in long-distance friendships. They let you relate to other human beings in a way that goes beyond being physically together and is often more profound. ~Diana Cortes
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A friend can tell you things you don’t want to tell yourself. ~Frances Ward Weller
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I always felt that the great high privilege, relief and comfort of friendship was that one had to explain nothing. ~Katherine Mansfield
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The best time to make friends is before you need them. ~Ethel Barrymore
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A good friend is a connection to life – a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. ~Lois Wyse
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But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life, and thanks to a benevolent arrangement the greater part of life is sunshine. ~Thomas Jefferson
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A true friend unbosoms freely, advises justly, assists readily, adventures boldly, takes all patiently, defends courageously, and continues a friend unchangeably. ~William Penn
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But oh! the blessing it is to have a friend to whom one can speak fearlessly on any subject; with whom one’s deepest as well as one’s most foolish thoughts come out simply and safely. Oh, the comfort – the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person – having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all right out, just as they are, chaff and grain together; certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and then with the breath of kindness blow the rest away. ~Dinah Craik, A Life for a Life, 1859
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Friendship is Love, without his wings. ~Lord Byron, L’Amitié est l’Amour sans Ailes
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Fear makes strangers of people who would be friends. ~Shirley Maclaine
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We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960
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Friendship is a sheltering tree. ~Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
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The tender friendships one gives up, on parting, leave their bite on the heart, but also a curious feeling of a treasure somewhere buried. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Southern Mail, 1929, translated from French by Curtis Cate
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The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. ~William Blake
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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most. ~American Proverb
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When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness, that is a friend who cares. ~Henri Nouwen
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It is not so much our friends’ help that helps us, as the confidence of their help. ~Epicurus
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Strangers are just friends waiting to happen. ~Rod McKuen, Looking for a Friend (Thank you, Carolyn.)
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True friends stab you in the front. ~Oscar Wilde
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He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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It takes a long time to grow an old friend. ~John Leonard
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Yes we are [friends] and I do like to pass the day with you in serious and inconsequential chatter. I wouldn’t mind washing up beside you, dusting beside you, reading the back half of the paper while you read the front. We are friends and I would miss you, do miss you and think of you very often. I don’t want to lose this happy space where I have found someone who is smart and easy and doesn’t bother to check her diary when we arrange to meet. ~Jeanette Winterson, Written on the Body, 1992
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We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic cords of memory will swell when again touched as surely they will be by the better angels of our nature. ~Abraham Lincoln
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The friend within the man is that part of him which belongs to you and opens to you a door which never, perhaps, is opened to another. Such a friend is true, and all he says is true; and he loves you even if he hates you in other mansions of his heart. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Wisdom of the Sands, translated from French by Stuart Gilbert
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I have always been Afraid of losing people,I cherish so much. .
but
at times I keep asking Myself,
“IS THERE ANY ONE WHO WILL BE AFRAID OF LOSING ME TOO?”

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Funny Pathan Joke

Posted by admin on July 1, 2024 in Funny Messages |

pathan ne 1 college khola. lekin kissi ne bhi admission nahin liya. sub confused thay.

why?

?

?

college ka naam tha

Women Degree College for Boys…!!

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Funny joke

Posted by admin on July 1, 2024 in Funny Messages |

1 admi ke 4 bachey thay. Govet. ne elaan kiya k jis ke 5 bache honge, usse Rs. 20,000 monthly diya jaye ga.

Admi ne bivi ko kaha ke mera 1 beta meri girl friend se bhi hai mein usse bhi le ker ata hoon

jab woh ghar wapis aya tau uske 2 bachay kam thay.

Admi: 2 aur kahan hain?

Bivi: jis ke thay woh le gaya. tum ne akelay tau elaan nahin suna.

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FUNNY SMS

Posted by admin on July 1, 2024 in Funny SMS |

Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.
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I’m so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!… I didn’t know I’ve influenced you that much!
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Others say life is unfair. Well, it’s true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute text mate like me.
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Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who’s smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They’ve already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?
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If I were to make a dictionary:
CUTE=you;
SWEET=you;
THOUGHTFUL=you;
GOOD LOOKING=you;
GORGEOUS=you;
LIAR=me!
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Those innocent eyes… Those kissable lips… A great smile… The perfect walk… Smoothest talk… Absolutely gorgeous.. That’s enough bout me. How about you?
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When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.
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The only person who can make her smile is a dentist.
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Looks may capture the eyes but it’s the personality that captures the heart. And, I have both.
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When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!
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Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose – your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don’t have!
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Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.
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How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second – umn … I forgot na!
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Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there’s only one life vest, I’ll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I’m gonna miss you for sure!
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Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?
Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
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While walking down the street, I heard an old man say “I’ve been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now.” I was touched until I heard him say “I wish she knew.”
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I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world’s no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won’t let you down.
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If you are alone, I’ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I’ll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.
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No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you… But I’m happier each time I send you a message ‘coz I know I’ll be disturbing you!
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If they say “Good looks could kill”, then please don’t look at me! I don’t wanna see you die!
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I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That’s why I have decided to stop – to stop reading newspapers.
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Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That’s why.
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When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.
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The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn’t it rain on you?
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Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say “She’s trying to be one naman a!”
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I hate blackout. Never mind the arson, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that’s another point. I hate blackout.
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Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.
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Learn to appreciate art,” I told my girlfriend. She said, “How could I appreciate you, then?”
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You’ve got sex appeal, you’ve got style, you’ve got intelligence, and you’ve got class. You’ve got the face and you’ve got the body but I’ve got the wrong number… Sorry!
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We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude.
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Shoaib Malik & Sania Mirza ki mangni se sabit hua…
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.
India
.
.
Pakistan
Ka Sala ha
Hahahaha.
GEO Malik
Phatte chuk kr geo!!!:-)
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I’m sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you’re a grownup, I have one question….. What happened?
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A ticket collector in a train fines Rs400 for no ticket!
He charged 1st girl Rs.300 bcoz she had no ticket n she ws wearing sleevless
Rs200 to 2nd girl bcoz she had no ticket n she ws wearing sleevless & backless.
Rs 100 to 3rd girl bcoz she had no ticket n she ws wearing sleevless, backless & a mini skirt.
He charged Rs 0 to the 4th one.
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.
y?
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GOD Bless your mentality.
.
She had the ticket!
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A small child:
Papa,
Ap Kisi Larki Ko Pyar Kerte Hain?
Father:
Haan,
Tumhari Maa Se.
Child
Bare Chalaak Hain
Ghar me Hi Chakar Chalaya Hua Hy
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Jo log soch samjh k shadi nai krty
Wo zindgi bhar larty hein
Or jo log söch smajh k shadi karty hein
.
.
.
Hundi onna nal v kutteyan wali aa
par o dasdy nai;)
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Q: What is the difference between a wife and a magnet?
A: Magnets have a positive side!
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Difference between
POETRY & ESSAY:
Any word said by girlfriend is “Poetry”
&
Anything said by wife is an “Essay”!
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Agar kisi pe Bharosa karo to Akhir tak
Bharosa karo
Natija Chahy Jo B Nikley
Akhir mein Ya To Apko 1 Sacha Dost Mile ga
Ya Phir 1 Acha Sabaq!
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Application to the headmaster in punjabi :-
PAA G,
”Guzarish ey k mera hun school aan nu dil nai kerda,
Tusi kurian v alag ker ditian ne te sadi class wich ek vi kuri nai hagi,
Tay Madam v koi khas nai,
Hor nai te
“Kam Valiyan” e sonyan rakh lo, Bari Meherbani.
Tuada Faithfully Student
Pappu dukhi
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Lesson of life……..
Never beleive 2 persons
1) a lady with tears
2) a man with smile…..
chaho tu azma lo 🙂
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Hamesha apni pasand k raste pr chalo,
Apne alfaz me bat kro,
Sirf wo kro jo apka dil kahe or phir daikhna 1 din saari dunia kahe gi….
Ay kanjar kise di nai manda.
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A Hot Secretary came Angrily out of the Boss cabin
Colleague asked What happened?
Secretary: He asked R U free 2nite?
I said ya & the bastard gave me 50 Pages 2 type…J…
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Ap ne bohet se sms me Faraz ki zillat hoti dekhi or suni lakin ap ne socha k ye konsa FARAZ hai?
Ye poet Faraz nai
Lafz Faraz ki Haqiqat hai:-

F – Fazal-u-Rehman
A – Altaf Hussain
R – Rehman Malik
A – Asfand Yar Wali
Z – Zardari

Ab samajh aya FARAZ ki itni zillat q hoti hai ?
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Rona te Ohdi Aadat C,
Asi dil tey Awain laa baithey,

Oh Nakk Poonjh k chali gai,
Assi Nawan Romaal Gawa Baithey.
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A new vacum cleaner salesman knocked da Door,
A lady opend it, before she could speak,
salesman rashed into da living room & emptied a Bag of Cow Shit on the Carpet,
Salesman: Madam if I’m unable 2 clean this up with My new powerful Vacum Cleaner in next 10 sec, I will Eat all this Shit..
Lady do u need chilli sauce with that ?
Salesman: Why?

Lady: Because therez No Electricty in House,

Moral: Never b Over Smart.
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Jitni shiddat se mujhe zakham diye hain us ne Faraz!
Itni raftar se to
Shoiab Akhtar
B bowling nahi krta.
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Jante ho,
Raat main,
Sb se ziadah maza,
kb aata hai,
Jb kisi soye hoye ko jaga kr kaha jaye
k
“Chal v kaka oas manji tey hoja”
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Maine kaha k pyar main kuch b kr sakta hun “Wasi”
Us ne muskra k kaha pir hamara is dafa bijli ka bill tm dena.
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Mere mrney ki khaber kisi ko mat dena Ay Dost
Mere chahne wale boht hain biryani kam parh jayegi
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1 ameer larki ko school main gharib khandan pe Essay likhney ko kaha gia,
Essay: “1 gharib khandan tha baap gharib
Maa gharib,
Bachey gharib,
Khandan ma 4 noker they wo b gharib,
Car b tooti hui BMW thi,
Unka gharib Driver bachon ko usi Tooti Car mai school chor k ata tha,
Bachon k pas puraney N95 Mobile they,
Bachey hafte me sirf 3 bar hi KFC ma khate they,
Ghar mai sirf 4 2nd hand A.C they,
Sara khandan bari mushkil se aish kr rha tha.
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Love Story
Wo bus stop pe khari thi, main usey dekh raha tha,
wo khari thi, main himmat kr k kareeb gia or aahista se kaha
“Chanda”!
Wo muskrai main khush ho gia,
Phir us nain 10 rupe maire hath pe rakh diye,
Maine hairat se pucha ye kia?
Wo boli “Chanda”
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You know why women starts with ‘W’.
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!
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A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
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Whts ur Blood Grp?

Lt me know its urgnt .
Qki
MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bohat Kharab Hai,
Doctor Ne Kaha Hai K Sirf
BADNAM Logo Ka Khoon Hi Chalega.:-
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“sheeda”:
Yar sadi Miss kendi ay k majj da milk pean nal dimagh tez hunda ay
Pappu:Gapp mardi ay yar je ay gal hondi tay majj da apna “kaka” Engineer hunda
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JB kisi ka khloos dekho to us ki qadr kro,
Aur
Jb kisi ki nafrat dekho
‘te laa lo jutti te paa lo lamyan’.

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