Category Archives: Funny Messages
U miss me na?
Na kia karo itna yaad …
flu ho jata hai mujhe …
1 admi ke 4 bachey thay. Govet. ne elaan kiya k jis ke 5 bache honge, usse Rs. 20,000 monthly diya jaye ga.
Admi ne bivi ko kaha ke mera 1 beta meri girl friend se bhi hai mein usse bhi le ker ata hoon
jab woh ghar wapis aya tau uske 2 bachay kam thay.
Admi: 2 aur kahan hain?
Bivi: jis ke thay woh le gaya. tum ne akelay tau elaan nahin suna.
pathan ne 1 college khola. lekin kissi ne bhi admission nahin liya. sub confused thay.
college ka naam tha
Women Degree College for Boys…!!
Teacher: Batao daryaaft or ejaad mein kya farq hai?
Sardar: mere baap ne meri maa ko daryaaft kya or phir…
aur phir dono ne mil kar mujhe ejaad kya……..;
Wo bus stop pe khari thi, main usey dekh raha tha,
wo khari thi, main himmat kr k kareeb gia or aahista se kaha
Wo muskrai main khush ho gia,
Phir us nain 10 rupe maire hath pe rakh diye,
Maine hairat se pucha ye kia?
Wo boli “Chanda”
*What is the difference between Saali & Wife*
Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool
Saali is Tooti – Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE
which is the longest toilet
in the world.
Pakistan Railway Track
Teacher to Pathan
where you born?????
Pathan says Proudly.
i born in PAKHTOON KHAWA
teacher ok spell it
pathan i think i was born in N.W.F.P.
Police to Pakistani woman you are very brave lady
How you beat the robber. I appreciate you
Really a brave lady you are
Pakistani women : I did not know he was a robber
I thought my husband came very late to home
Yehi toh horha hay aj kal!!
The INVISIBLE MAN married an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
My mobile phone quit as I tried to let my wife know that I was caught in traffic and would be late for our anniversary dinner. I wrote a message on my laptop asking other motorists to call her, printed it on my portable inkjet and taped it to my rear windshield.
When I finally arrived home, my wife gave me the longest kiss ever. “I really think you love me,” she said. “At least 70 people called and told me so.”
An old lady was teasing a girl at the wedding that you will be the next to get married so be ready for it. The girl was literally fed up but she kept quiet at that time. One day this girl met the same lady at the funeral and took the revenge like this. ” You next! You next!”
Everyone must open three factories in order to run the company of life smooth.
Ice Factory in brain
Love factory in heart
Sugar factory in your tongue
Then the life will be satis-factory!!!
Boo!! boo!!!! boo!!!
I went to the zoo
There I saw a monkey
Just like u!!!