LOAD SHADDING SMS
2 Dost
Year 1980
A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai
B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar.
year 1990
A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai
B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen
year 2010
A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi
B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi
year 2014
A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj?
B=Nhi Aaj Multan me hai, Lahor ki Bari Kal hai
year 2020
A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi
B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai.
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“Jab Light ho out of control”
“Taar ko TU kar ke Goal”
“Taar ko TU kar ke Goal konda lga ke Boal”
“AAaaaLL IS WELL” 😉
“K.e.s.c kya Janey kunda kahan hoga”?
“Tv,Fridge or Fan B Tera on Hoga”
“Tar Utha Kunda Laga”
“Kunda laga k Bol Bhayya”
“AAaAaAL IZZ WELL” 😉
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60 saal pehlae candle light dinner sirf ameer log ker saktae thaey magar ab pooray mulk kee awam ko yeh sahoolut mayussur hai.
Farq to para hay!!
GEO Pakistan
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Chand Sitaron pe kali ghata to chati hogi,
Taron ki jhilmilati sham to aati hogi,
Tum lakh chupao hum se Faraz
Light to tumhari b 3, 4 ghentay jaati hogi.
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Dil ki Tanhai ko Awaz bana laite hain
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Bijli jb jati hai manji kothey pey charha laitey hain.
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Boy: Aj kaisa feel kr rahi ho ?
Girl: Kal rat tu had hi ho gai,
Uff 2 ghnte,
Meri to jaan hi nikal gai,
Sarey kapre geelay ho gaye,
Pehle to 1 Ghanta karte they,
Mager kal to poore 2 ghentay tak sans hi nai aai,
1 Ghanta b bohet tha,
Ye 2 ghante ki
Load shading to jaan hi nikaal leti hai.
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If light goes in America,
they call at power house,
In Japan, they test d fuse.
But
In pakistan, we check neighbour’s house.
Shukar ay saareyan di gai.