HUSBAND VS WIFE SMS
Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
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Wife: kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.
Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife: kaisi galat fehmi?
Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha
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Why women starts with W
You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!
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Wife; Janu, kash Aap Message hote, Main Aapko save karti, jab chahe parhti,
Husband; Kanjus ,save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi Saheli ko forward bhi karti 😉
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Biwi: Shadi K Shuru Me Jb Me Khana Pka K Lati thi AP Ziada Mje Khilaty or Khud Kum Khaty
Ab Aisa Q Nhi Krty
Shohar: Is lye K Ab Tume Khana Pkana Aa Gya he.! 😀
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Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again?
Husband: No dear.
Wife: I’m sure you would.
Annoyed husband: Okay, I would.
Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed?
Husband: Ya, I guess so.
Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes.
Husband: No, she is taller than you.
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Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
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Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts:” Up quick! My husband is back.”
Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes “Damn, I’m the husband!”
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Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
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Jo Admi soch samjh k shadi nahi krte
Wo zindagi bhar lrte hain,
Or jo admi soch samjh k shadi krtey hain
Hundi onna nal v kutteyan wali a per o das de nai.
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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever
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Wife: agr mai gum ho jaon to tum kia karoge ??
Husbund: Mai akhbar me ishtehar dunga.
Wife: kia likhwao ge ?
Husbund: Jinnu labhay odi 😉
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Husband: aj kia pakana hai ?
Wife: jo ap kahen
Husband: acha chawal bna lo,
Wife: kal to pakaye they aj kuch r
H: acha sbzi bna lo,
W:uffo bachey nai khate,
H:Acha qima bna lo,
W: Ish, mujhe alergy hai
H:Prathey bana lo,
W:Rat ko prathey kon khata hai?
H: Phir kia pakana hai?
W: jo ap kahen
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Husband: Jb meri new shadi hui to mujhe meri B.V itni achi lagti thi k dil krta tha khaa jaoun
Friend: or ab?
Husband: Khaa hi jaanda tey changa C
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Wife or husband safer per ja rahey they”
Raste main ik gadha ghaas kha raha tha,
Husband: Apne rishtedar ko Salam kro,
Wife: Salam Susar G
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Wife to Husband:
Tum to kehte the k shadi k bad mujhe pyar karte rahoge,
Husband: Sorry! Mujhey malooom nahi tha k Tumhari shaadi mujhse hi hogi.
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Wife: agr main pakistan ki sb se bari pahaari K2 per charhney main kamyab hojaoun,
to ap mujhey kia denge?
Husband: Dhakka
Tags: HUSBAND VS WIFE MESSAGES, HUSBAND VS WIFE QOUTES, HUSBAND VS WIFE SMS
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- Send a Hug Day Messages
- SHAIRI
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- SHORT LOVE QUOTES
- SHORT STORIES
- SILENCE MESSAGES
- Smile Messages
- Something Sensible
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- TEACHER DAY MESSAGES
- Teacher VS Student
- TEACHER VS STUDENT SMS
- Thank You Card Day Messages
- Thank You Messages
- Thanksgiving Messages
- Thanksgiving Poems
- Thought for Today
- Thought Provoking Messages
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- TOP AUTHOR QUOTES
- TOUCHING STORIES
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- TRUE FRIENDSHIP QUOTES
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- Tuesday Quotes
- Uncategorized
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- Valentine Day Messages
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- VALENTINE POEMS
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- VALENTINES messages
- Water Lily Month
- WILLIAM SHAKESPARE
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- WORK messages
- World Hello Day Messages
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- YOM-E-PAKISTAN (23 MARCH)