Good Joke

Posted by Amnah on February 10, 2011 in Funny Messages | ∞

Teacher: Batao daryaaft or ejaad mein kya farq hai? Sardar: mere baap ne meri maa ko daryaaft kya or phir… aur phir dono ne mil kar mujhe ejaad kya……..;

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Love Story

Posted by admin on January 6, 2011 in Funny Messages | ∞

Love Story Wo bus stop pe khari thi, main usey dekh raha tha, wo khari thi, main himmat kr k kareeb gia or aahista se kaha “Chanda”! Wo muskrai main khush ho gia, Phir us nain 10 rupe maire hath pe rakh diye, Maine hairat se pucha ye kia? Wo boli “Chanda”

Difference between Saali & Wife

Posted by admin on July 2, 2010 in Funny Messages | ∞

*What is the difference between Saali & Wife* Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool Saali is Tooti – Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE

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