one class ka bacha apni miss se kehta hai:
Main apko kaisa lagta hun?
Miss: So Sweet
Bacha to phir apne ami abu ko ap k gher kab baijhun?
Miss: wo Q?
Bacha: ta k wo hamari bat agey chalayn,
Miss: ye kia bakwas hai?
Bacha:
Tution parhaney k liye miss ap bhi na...
Tamaam students ko Mukhlisana mashawara diya jata hai k wo apne Results aney se pehley
Apne gher ki sb
Chapallen,
Belts,
Pipes,
Wires,
Bat,
Jharu
& Wiper
Chupar dain...!
A Student Service Msg from "Students Welfare Association"
Teacher: isko khalis punjabi main translate kro
"You r drinking tea alone"
Student: Lakh lanat begherta kalyaan e cha p ryan ain.
Teacher: Bina rukey batao
Pakistan Ki National Assembly ki Speaker kon hain?
Meenar-e-Pakistan kahan hai?
Satlaj nadi ki raftar kia hai?
Murgi kia deti hai ?
Student:
Fehmida Mirza
Lahore main
140KM/hr ki Raftaar se
Andey deti hai
Teacher: Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements?
Student: Oxygen,
Cholorine,
Florine,
Noreen;
Ambreen,
Samreen,
Nasreen,
Afreen,
Parveen &
Yasmeen !!
Ustad Shagird se:
Jo dusre ko apni bat na samjha sakey wo gadha hota hai
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.
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Shagird: Sir kia matlab main samjha nai.
Student: 900 choohe kha kr bili Slow Slow chali,
Teacher: (Gusse se): khare ho jao, mazaq krte ho ?
Student: ye b main ne apka dil rkhne k liye keh diya wrna 900 choohe kha kr billi chal to kia hil b nai sakti
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Teacher Sms, Student Sms, Husbend Vs Student Sms, Husbend Vs Student Messages, Husbend Vs Student Quote
