Q k meri China di chapal chicker wich tilak jandi ay.
Race dekhte huey Pathan ne dusre se pucha:
Inaam kis ko milega?
Friend: Sb se agey waley ko,
Pathan: to phir peechay waley Q bhaag rahey hain?
1 Pathan se kisi ne masjid k liye chanda maanga,
Pathan ne foren 10,000 ka check de dia,
Admi: is pr sign to kro,
Pathan:Hum naik kam me apna naam zaahir nai krta.
News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)
Nurse: congrats santa, you are a father.
Pathan: don't tell my wife, i want to surprise her!
Pthan english sekhny obama k pas geya 3 month baad wapis aya to pthan ko obama ka phone aya
Pthan: hi obama, how r u?
Obama: yaar tum english choro niswar bhejo...
Pathan: Yaar Mere Liye Koi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata.
Friend: Yaar 1 Larki Hai B.Com Ki.
Pathan:
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Yaar Qoam Koi Bhi Ho Bas Parhi Likhi Honi Chahiye.
Sardar: Batao Aisa Kya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye
Or Laathi Bhi Na Tootey?
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Pathan:
Jootay Se Mar Do. :-)
Pathan: Beta 2 Bistar Kyon lagaye?
Son: Ghar pe 2 Guest Aane hain.
Pathan: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or Mera Mamo.
Pathan: Phir 1 or Laga, Mera Sala Bhi Aaraha Hai. :-)
