MARRIAGE RELATIONSHIP

Marriage Heart Health

Walk With Me

Oh my love
Walk with me down life’s path
With so many wonderful things to see
I know that I would miss so much
If you don’t walk with meSo come my love
Please walk at my side
I really need you so
I will always follow you
Wherever you want to goWill you marry me?
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The day slipped by quickly
But I’ll never forget
The best thing of my life
Was the day that we metYou’re like no other
I long to feel your touch
When your not around
I miss you so muchSince the time we met
We’ve been through many days
And when we’re together
You and I ablazeIt’s time we move on
The next step we should take
A commitment between us
Is something we should makeWith my suggestion
I hope you agree
Because to my heart
You’ll always hold the keyI Love You
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All My Dreams Are Wrapped Up In You
All my dreams are
Wrapped up in you
With you I can start
My life anewWonderful things together
We can do
May the love may the love we have
Be lasting and trueThere will be hardship ahead for us
We can work them through
In this I trust Will you marry me?
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Sail With Me Baby
Sail with me baby
Into the sea
Sail with me baby
Just you and meI really need you
Always with me
Sail with me baby
Into the sea Won’t you sail on my ship
Into the day and night
It will feel so good
It will be so right Sail with me baby
I’ll set you free
If you just sail with me baby
Into the sea I know you’re the one
You’re so right for me
Sail with me baby
Will You Marry Me?
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Will you spend your life with me?
How would you like to play house with me
We could make a couple of rugrats
Even buy a few pets
How about a dog or some catsWe seem to get along so well
I think we’ll make a good match
I really have the hot’s for you
And I think I’ll make a good catchYou don’t have to answer right away
Think about it for a day or two
I don’t want you to rush into this
Unless it’s right for you

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Marriage Hint From A WomanWhile I’m thinking of you
My desires are set free
As I slip into a daydream
I see a ship in the seaIt’s sailing towards me
As I travels across the sea
It has a special mission
To bring you to meWhen this ship arrives
And you come to my door
I” make you feel so good
You’ll want so much moreWhen you’re away
My desires get the best of me
Wishing you were here
How wonderful that would beSomeday my dreams
Will come to life
And maybe someday
I’ll become your loving wifeI love you!
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Life’s Gambit
On this board of life we play
Studied moves, watch what we say
Guarded thoughts, we smother deep
Feelings, to ourselves, we keep
Must I guess? Please let me know
How to make your feelings grow
Into something sweet and strong
Try a move that won’t be wrongKiss of fire when our lips meet
Let me sweep you off your feet
Share my life and I shall prove
How I love you – It’s your moveWill you marry me?
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I want to share things in life with you?Will you marry me?
I want to take you for a ride
Like you’ve never gone on before
When you have a taste
You’ll definitely want moreThe finer things in life
I want to share with you
I want to be with you
In all that I doAm I moving too fast
Or do you like it
I really want you
I’ll have to admitI love you!
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“In the past decade or so, the women’s magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that _men_ know how to fix things, when in fact all they know how to do is _look_ at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood Shop; eventually, when enough things in the home are broken, they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home.”
– Dave Barry
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“The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutang trying to play the violin.”
– Honore DeBalzac
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“I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.”
– Anonymous
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“The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don’t mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.”
– Anonymous
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“Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in.”
– Kimpley Amis – British novelist
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“In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”
– Woody Allen
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“A gentleman is any man who wouldn’t hit a woman with his hat on.”
– Fred Allen – Comedian
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The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
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“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
– Henry YoungmanMarriage works best for men than women.
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“The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a neccessity.”
– Oscar Wilde
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“Here’s a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in life, except for good taste in men.”
– Wedding Toast
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“Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.”
– Judith Viorst
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“Can’t you read? The score demands con amore and what are you doing? You are playing it like married men!”
– Antonio Toscanini – criticizing the Austrian orchestra during rehearsal
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“God help the man who won’t marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her.”
– Benjamin Tillett
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“A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.”
– Gloria Steinem
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“By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.”
– Socrates
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“Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married.”
– George Bernard Shaw
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“My mother married a very good man … and she is not at all keen on my doing the same.”
– George Bernard Shaw
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“Men. You can’t live with them. You don’t have to.”
– Seen on a t-shirt
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“Two mother’s-in-law.”
– Lord John Russell – when asked what he would consider a proper punishment for bigamy
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“Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.”
– Jean Rostand – Le Mariage
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“I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town.”
– Michael Prichard
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“Sometime when you least expect it, Love will tap you on the shoulder… and ask you to move out of the way because it still isn’t your turn.”
– N.V. Plyter
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“The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.”
– Charles Pierce
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“Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.”
– Samuel Pepys – English diarist
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“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.”
– Ogden Nash
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“It has been said that a bride’s attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn.”
– Frank Muir
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“You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.”
– W. Somerset Maugham
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“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
– Groucho Marx
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“Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put ‘Emily, I love you’ on the back of the bill.”
– Groucho Marx
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“Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows, marriage does.”
– Groucho Marx
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“Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.”
– Lord Mancroft
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“The Average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think.’
– Ladies’ Home Journal
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“The only difference in the game of love over the last few thousand years is that they’ve changed trumps from clubs to diamonds.”
– The Indianapolis Star
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“Man has his will, – but woman has her way.”
– Oliver Wendell Holmes – US Writer
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“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”
– Sacha Guitry
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“When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.”
– James Goldsmith – British businessman
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“A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished.”
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
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“I think, therefore I’m single.”
– Female philosopher
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“Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.”
– Isadora Duncan
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“My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.”
– Jimmy Durante
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“If a man stays away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life.”
– Lord Darking – British Judge
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“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
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“I told my kids, “Someday, you’ll have kids of your own.” One of them said, “So will you.””
– Rodney Dangerfield
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“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget is once.”
– E. Joseph Cossman
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“The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.”
– Samuel Tayler Coleridge
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“Alma: I rather suspect her of being in love with him.
Martin: Her own husband? Monstrous! What a selfish woman!”
– Jennie Jerome Churchill – “His borrowed plumes”
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“Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.”
– David Chambless
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“He no play-a da game. He no make-a da rules!”
– Earl Butz – US Politician referring to the pope’s strictures against contraception
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“Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.”
– Samuel Butler
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“‘Home, sweet home’ must surely have been written by a bachelor.”
– Samuel Butler
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“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.”
– George Burns
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“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
– George Burns
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“The husband who doesn’t tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn’t know won’t hurt him.”
– Leo J. Burke
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“I date this girl for two years — and then the nagging starts: ‘I wanna know your name.'”
– Mik Binder
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“You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged fourteen hundred and forty times a day.”
– Ambrose Bierce
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“LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder… It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.”
– Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary, 1911
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“I thought I told you to wait in the car.”
– Tallulah Bankhead – when greeted by a former admirer after many years
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“No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.”
– Honore de Balzac
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“Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.”
– Anonymous
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“Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.”
– Anonymous
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“I don’t know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.”
– Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989
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“The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don’t mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.”
– Anonymous
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“Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?”
– Anonymous
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“Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.”
– Anonymous
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“Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.”
– Anonymous
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“I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.”
– Anonymous
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“I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. Well, what we have on our hands here is a dead shark.”
– Woody Allen
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings … and lawyers.
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I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.

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