"If all men are born free, why doesn't somebody tell the hospitals and doctors about it?"

Most hospitals are now so expensive that when you're brought in they interview you to see which ailment you can afford to have.

Most hospitals are now so expensive that when you're brought in they interview you to see which ailment you can afford to have.

"If you plan to finance your forthcoming heart attack, it's absolutely necessary that you work ten hours a day, seven days a week."