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A honeymoon is the short period between the bridal toast and the burnt toast.

"A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why."

"The honeymoon is over when he phones he'll be late again for dinner, and she has already left a note that it's in the refrigerator."

The honeymoon is over when he finds out he married a big spender and she finds out she didn't.

The honeymoon is over when he stops helping her with the dishes-and starts doing them himself.
 

"The honeymoon is over when she starts wondering what happened to the man she married, and he starts wondering what happened to the girl he didn't."
 

"When the honeymoon is over a man discovers his wife isn't an angel, so he quits posing as a saint."

 


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