HONEY MOON messages

HONEY MOON SMS

A honeymoon is the short period between the bridal toast and the burnt toast.
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“A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why.”
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“The honeymoon is over when he phones he’ll be late again for dinner, and she has already left a note that it’s in the refrigerator.”
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The honeymoon is over when he finds out he married a big spender and she finds out she didn’t.
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The honeymoon is over when he stops helping her with the dishes-and starts doing them himself.

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“The honeymoon is over when she starts wondering what happened to the man she married, and he starts wondering what happened to the girl he didn’t.”

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“When the honeymoon is over a man discovers his wife isn’t an angel, so he quits posing as a saint.”

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