GIRLS VS BOYS SMS
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
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Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they’re afraid of falling & getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. That is why we just have to be a little patient & the right boy, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday…*~
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*I want a man when I’m in my pj’s and with no make-up on.
he says,
“Baby, you look BeAuTiFuL!”*
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Newton 2nd law of ishq:
A boy in love with a girl continue 2 be in love with her
and
girl in love with a boy continue 2 be in love with him,
untill or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come in 2 play and break the legs of the boy.
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1. I miss u
2. Main jhoot nhi bolti
3. Main pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kr rhi hon
4. Main cousin se baat kr rhi thi
5. Mujhe TUM kehna acha nhi lagta(Dis line iz 100% true)
6. Main pyar pe believe nhi krti
7. Main dosri larkion jaisi nh
8. Mujhe kuch nhi pata
9. Sub larkay ek jaise hotay hain
10. Tum meri zindgi k pehlay or akhri larkay ho.main nhi reh paongi tumahre bina
Send to all boys
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Ladka bola : Dilruba
Ladki boli : Pizza khila
Ladka bola : Paise Nahi
Ladki boli : Kaise nahi
Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai
Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai
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Larka: Friendship karo gi?
Larki: Nahi mere parents ijazat nahi dete
Larka: Bari gal kiti ay te mere maa peyo ne kera menu larki phasan da diploma le k dita ay..!
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Boy larki se: main tum se Muhabbat krta hun,
Larki:”Tameez se baat karo”
Boy: “In the name of ALLAH…. with due respect I beg to say that I Love
You”
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Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!
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1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.
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Boy: Aj kaisa feel kr rahi ho ?
Girl: Kal rat tu had hi ho gai,
Uff 2 ghnte,
Meri to jaan hi nikal gai,
Sarey kapre geelay ho gaye,
Pehle to 1 Ghanta karte they,
Mager kal to poore 2 ghentay tak sans hi nai aai,
1 Ghanta b bohet tha,
Ye 2 ghante ki
Load shading to jaan hi nikaal leti hai.
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Girl.. Aj tum jo boluge main manu gi.
Boy.. Har bat manu gi.
Girl.. Yes har bat.
Boy.. Soch lo.
Girl.. Socha he. Har bat manugi.
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Boy.. Phir aj k bad panch waqt ki nimaz parhna… =P
MORAL: Har Boy kamina nahe
hota… ;->
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Girls r like an internet virus,
they enter ur life,
scan ur pocket,
transfer ur money,
edit ur mind,
download their problems,
Delete ur smile
&
hang u 4 ever…
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Larka: Friendship karogi?
Larki: Nahi mere parents Ijazat nahi dete,
Larka: Bri Gal keeti, to mere maa baap nain konsa mujhe larki phasaney ki membership le k di hai.
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Girls like Water …
It can Burn you ..
It can make you thirsty
But you can’t still alive without her