"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot."
- Elayne Boosler

"For the man who has everything... Penicillin."
- F. Borquin

"A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him."
- David Brinkley

"The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him."
- Leo J. Burke

"Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women?
That we may love you instead of laughing at you."
- Mrs. Patrick Cambell - to a man

"If a man stays away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life."
- Lord Darking - British Judge

"A man's wife has more power over him than the state has."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Sanity is very rare: every man almost, and every woman has a dash of madness."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at."

"A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel."
- Robert Frost

"A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age."
- Robert Frost

"It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they couldn't charge sixteen dollars for that little tiny jar."
- Jane Goodsell

"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen."
- Woodie Guthrie

"Most men make little use of their speech than to give evidence against their own understanding."
- Lord Halifax - English statesmen

"Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it."
- Robert Heinlein

"Man has his will, - but woman has her way."
- Oliver Wendell Holmes - US Writer

"Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance?"
- Holbrook Jackson

"It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world, of any class or race, simply by walking onto a stage and uttering the words "I am a married man`"."
- Ted Kavanugh - British radio scriptwriter

"Now is the time for all good men to come to."
- Walt Kelly

"The Average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think.'
- Ladies' Home Journal

"Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it."
- Lord Mancroft

"There is one way to find out if a man is honest -- ask him. If he says "Yes" you know he is crooked."
- Groucho Marx

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"
- Francois Morency

"I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room."
- Blaise Pascal

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
- Terry Pratchett

"Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to."
- Seen on a t-shirt

"There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it."
- George Bernard Shaw

"My mother married a very good man ... and she is not at all keen on my doing the same."
- George Bernard Shaw

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
- Gloria Steinem

"Can't you read? The score demands con amore and what are you doing? You are playing it like married men!"
- Antonio Toscanini - criticizing the Austrian orchestra during rehearsal

"If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?"
- Jenny Weber

"Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself."
- A.H. Weiler

"Outside every girl there is a fat man trying to get in."
- Katherine Whitehorn - British journalist

"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
- Mae West

"A man in the house is worth two in the street."
- Mae West

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them."

Say Yes To A Marriage Proposal
Because You Love Me
And our love is the best
And because I love you
My answer is Yes!!!!

Respond to the Marriage Proposal Which Was Turned Down
Maybe Someday
I'm sorry that we won't have
A future together as one
Always know my heart is true
And I sure love you hun

Maybe someday
You'll change your mind
And in your life
A place for me you'll find

With passion and desire
That will cause you to be
So much in love
That you'll marry me

Will you give me your hand?
To my sweet love of my life
Will you be my loving wife?

All I ever do is think of you
Without you I don’t know what I'll do

I promise I'll be good to you forever
And leave you, I will never

If you love me and say yes
You won't be sorry, I'll give you my best

Life without you, I cannot stand
In marriage, will you give me your hand?

Will you be my wife?
Will you marry me?

You are the sun
In my universe
You I would take
For better or worse

My love for you
Is stored in my heart
From there
It will never depart

With you I want to spend
The rest of my life
Please won't you say
You will be my wife

Its time to get married (woman suggesting its time to get married)
Sweetheart, I want to be
Your loving wife
With you I want to
Spend the rest of my life

I love you very much
In so many ways
With you my love
I want to spend all of my days

Between us
Everything is so great
I couldn’t find
A better mate

It’s time my love
To tie the knot
I've given it
A lot of thought

I Love You!

One Look Was All It Took
One look at you
Was all it took
From the moment on
I was hooked

I felt my heart
Start to race
When I looked upon
Your sweet face

I knew right then
I wanted you
To be with me
In all I do

Will You Marry Me?

On My Mind

I just had to tell you
You're always on my mind
I love and adore you
You're one of a kind

You give me so much joy
In pleasing me you do so well
I want you to be more than just my lover
Because I never want to say farewell
Will You Marry Me?

It Must Be Love

It must be love
What else it could be
I miss you so much when you're not with me

When its time
For you and I to part
I get a heavy feeling
Deep in my heart

You fill my thoughts
From morning to night
When I'm with you
Everything feels so right

I'm trying to say
I need you in my life
Sweetheart please say
You'll be my wife

Will you marry me?