New Remix of Amplifier

Kaaliyan Bariyan we paper nu main laawa,
Speed main 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne main nai rukda,
em a night
Writer Removaan maar mar paper nu chekad da,
Sarey bachey takde we ki hogia,
lagda we aj mera paper hogia,
un nu main puchda,
ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
ni dur isey le ja ja we ariye,
ni teacher tu meri, meri..
main tera student dent.

Secrets of Success

1. Kbi top na kro wrna log tm se jlne lagenge,
2. Hamesha late class me jao is trha hr teacher tmhe yad rakhega,
3. Ziadah parhne se time zaya hota hai or time zaya krna Gunnah hai,
4. Kabi test na do q k beizati k 2 marks se izzat k o achey hain.

Dedicated to genious Students.

Samundar se keh do apni mojain sanbhaal k rakhey....
Zindagi main tofaan laney k liye hamara "Result" he kaafi hai.

If u fail in Exam:
Mom says 3 words: "Ullu ka patha"
Dad says 3 words: "Hor khel bahir"
Lover says 3 words: "how could u?"
Friend says 3 words: "Bismillah tussi v?"

Result kal arha hai,

Aisa Mazak Student k sath na karen,
Jan lewa ho sakta hai...

Baap: Beta is bar tujhe Exam me 80% # lana hai,
Beta: Nahi DaD, Main is bar 100% # launga,
Baap: Q mazaq kr rahey ho?
Beta: Shuru kis ne kiya tha?

"If i have 8 hr to cut a tree,
i will spend 7 hr in sharping the axe"
Lincoln

"If we have 8hr to study,
we will spend 7 hr searching the book"
Nalaiqcon