Happy Valentines Day | Valentine Day Messages | Love Quotes | Love Messages » Funny Messages http://www.onlymessages.com/blog Wed, 25 Jan 2012 07:41:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Funny Messages http://www.onlymessages.com/blog/2009/10/funny-messages-7/ http://www.onlymessages.com/blog/2009/10/funny-messages-7/#comments Sun, 04 Oct 2009 07:41:40 +0000 Madehaa http://www.onlymessages.com/blog/?p=408 Love aj
Hate kal
Yehi toh horha hay aj kal!!

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The kids were nothing to look at either.

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When I finally arrived home, my wife gave me the longest kiss ever. “I really think you love me,” she said. “At least 70 people called and told me so.”

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Ice Factory in brain
Love factory in heart
Sugar factory in your tongue
Then the life will be satis-factory!!!

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I went to the zoo

There I saw a monkey
Just like u!!!

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A person that I don’t want to khona
Or else I’ll start rona
Can I have some place in Ur Dil’s Kona?

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