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Love aj
Hate kal
Yehi toh horha hay aj kal!!

The INVISIBLE MAN married an invisible woman.

The kids were nothing to look at either.

My mobile phone quit as I tried to let my wife know that I was caught in traffic and would be late for our anniversary dinner. I wrote a message on my laptop asking other motorists to call her, printed it on my portable inkjet and taped it to my rear windshield.

When I finally arrived home, my wife gave me the longest kiss ever. “I really think you love me,” she said. “At least 70 people called and told me so.”

An old lady was teasing a girl at the wedding that you will be the next to get married so be ready for it. The girl was literally fed up but she kept quiet at that time. One day this girl met the same lady at the funeral and took the revenge like this. ” You next! You next!”

Everyone must open three factories in order to run the company of life smooth.
Ice Factory in brain
Love factory in heart
Sugar factory in your tongue
Then the life will be satis-factory!!!

Boo!! boo!!!! boo!!!
I went to the zoo

There I saw a monkey
Just like u!!!

U r so good, as good as sona
A person that I don’t want to khona
Or else I’ll start rona
Can I have some place in Ur Dil’s Kona?