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Holi Messages

Mimi — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 07:46:44 +0000

Speak with rangon ki boli
Play with family & friends on this Holi
Enjoy Holi!!

Without using tables

Mimi — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 07:45:07 +0000

Teacher: Honey, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Honey: You told me to do it without using tables.

Who Discovered America

Mimi — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 07:38:46 +0000

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

Maria: Here it is.

Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

Class: Maria.

Full of Peace

Mimi — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 11:38:30 +0000

Stay full of peace yourself and know that this peace will reach your loved ones and ultimately the whole world.

Peaceful Mind

Mimi — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 11:35:17 +0000

Fill your mind with peace and good feelings and your mind will give that experience in return. Whatever you are experiencing in your mind now is what you put there earlier on.

Difference between Saali & Wife

Mimi — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 11:09:20 +0000

*What is the difference between Saali & Wife*

Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool
Saali is Tooti – Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE

I have lost my 1000 note

Stefano — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 11:19:50 +0000

Once a man searching something
Another man asked what are you searching

Man I have lost my 1000 note which have searched my younger
Brother.
So what you are searching now

I am searching my younger brother

eight ways to EARN

Stefano — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 10:49:47 +0000

1 give a copy of QURAN to someone
each time he recite you will GAIN

2 Donate a wheel chair to a hospital
each time sick person use it and you will GAIN

3 teach sum one to recite a DUA

4 Share QUARANIC CD

5 Participate in Building MASJID

6 Place water cooler in a public place

7 Plant a TREE
Each time any person or animal sits in its shade
or eats form it and you will GAIN

8 share this information to others
anyone act upon it and you will GAIN

longest toilet in the world

Stefano — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 10:46:16 +0000

which is the longest toilet
in the world.

guess

Pakistan Railway Track

eyes speaks the truth

Stefano — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 10:43:14 +0000

only eyes speaks the truth
neither the mirror nor the
lips
the person who loves you
can see pain in your eyes
while everyone
believes in your smile