Happy Valentines Day | Valentine Day Messages | Love Quotes | Love Messages » Funny Messages http://www.onlymessages.com/blog Wed, 25 Jan 2012 07:41:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Miss you Message http://www.onlymessages.com/blog/2011/02/miss-you-message/ http://www.onlymessages.com/blog/2011/02/miss-you-message/#comments Tue, 22 Feb 2011 06:51:17 +0000 Amnah http://www.onlymessages.com/blog/?p=1230 AA

AA

AA

AA

AAcheeeeeeeeeeee……

Shukar ALHAMDULILLAH

U miss me na?

Uff Allah!

Na kia karo itna yaad …

flu ho jata hai mujhe …

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Admi ne bivi ko kaha ke mera 1 beta meri girl friend se bhi hai mein usse bhi le ker ata hoon

jab woh ghar wapis aya tau uske 2 bachay kam thay.

Admi: 2 aur kahan hain?

Bivi: jis ke thay woh le gaya. tum ne akelay tau elaan nahin suna.

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why?

?

?

college ka naam tha

Women Degree College for Boys…!!

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Sardar: mere baap ne meri maa ko daryaaft kya or phir…

aur phir dono ne mil kar mujhe ejaad kya……..;

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Wo bus stop pe khari thi, main usey dekh raha tha,
wo khari thi, main himmat kr k kareeb gia or aahista se kaha
“Chanda”!
Wo muskrai main khush ho gia,
Phir us nain 10 rupe maire hath pe rakh diye,
Maine hairat se pucha ye kia?
Wo boli “Chanda”

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Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool
Saali is Tooti – Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE

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in the world.

guess

Pakistan Railway Track

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where you born?????

Pathan says Proudly.

i born in PAKHTOON KHAWA

teacher ok spell it

pathan i think i was born in N.W.F.P.

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How you beat the robber. I appreciate you
Really a brave lady you are

Pakistani women : I did not know he was a robber
I thought my husband came very late to home

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Hate kal
Yehi toh horha hay aj kal!!

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