Valentine Shairy, Valentine Quotes, Valentine Messages, Short Message Service » Funny Messages http://www.onlymessages.com/blog Cool Messages and Sayings Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:41:18 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Difference between Saali & Wife http://www.onlymessages.com/blog/2010/07/difference-between-saali-wife/ http://www.onlymessages.com/blog/2010/07/difference-between-saali-wife/#comments Fri, 02 Jul 2010 11:09:20 +0000 Mimi http://www.onlymessages.com/blog/?p=789 *What is the difference between Saali & Wife*

Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool
Saali is Tooti – Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE

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in the world.

guess

Pakistan Railway Track

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where you born?????

Pathan says Proudly.

i born in PAKHTOON KHAWA

teacher ok spell it

pathan i think i was born in N.W.F.P.

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How you beat the robber. I appreciate you
Really a brave lady you are

Pakistani women : I did not know he was a robber
I thought my husband came very late to home

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Hate kal
Yehi toh horha hay aj kal!!

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The kids were nothing to look at either.

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When I finally arrived home, my wife gave me the longest kiss ever. “I really think you love me,” she said. “At least 70 people called and told me so.”

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Ice Factory in brain
Love factory in heart
Sugar factory in your tongue
Then the life will be satis-factory!!!

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I went to the zoo

There I saw a monkey
Just like u!!!

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