Miss you Message
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AAcheeeeeeeeeeee……
Shukar ALHAMDULILLAH
U miss me na?
Uff Allah!
Na kia karo itna yaad …
flu ho jata hai mujhe …
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Funny joke
Posted in Funny Messages | no comment »1 admi ke 4 bachey thay. Govet. ne elaan kiya k jis ke 5 bache honge, usse Rs. 20,000 monthly diya jaye ga.
Admi ne bivi ko kaha ke mera 1 beta meri girl friend se bhi hai mein usse bhi le ker ata hoon
jab woh ghar wapis aya tau uske 2 bachay kam thay.
Admi: 2 aur kahan hain?
Bivi: jis ke thay woh le gaya. tum ne akelay tau elaan nahin suna.
Funny Joke
Posted in Funny Messages | no comment »pathan ne 1 college khola. lekin kissi ne bhi admission nahin liya. sub confused thay.
why?
?
?
college ka naam tha
Women Degree College for Boys…!!
Good Joke
Posted in Funny Messages | no comment »Teacher: Batao daryaaft or ejaad mein kya farq hai?
Sardar: mere baap ne meri maa ko daryaaft kya or phir…
aur phir dono ne mil kar mujhe ejaad kya……..;
Love Story
Posted in Funny Messages | no comment »Love Story
Wo bus stop pe khari thi, main usey dekh raha tha,
wo khari thi, main himmat kr k kareeb gia or aahista se kaha
“Chanda”!
Wo muskrai main khush ho gia,
Phir us nain 10 rupe maire hath pe rakh diye,
Maine hairat se pucha ye kia?
Wo boli “Chanda”
Difference between Saali & Wife
Posted in Funny Messages | no comment »*What is the difference between Saali & Wife*
Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool
Saali is Tooti – Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE
longest toilet in the world
Posted in Funny Messages | no comment »which is the longest toilet
in the world.
guess
Pakistan Railway Track
Where were you born
Posted in Funny Messages | no comment »Teacher to Pathan
where you born?????
Pathan says Proudly.
i born in PAKHTOON KHAWA
teacher ok spell it
pathan i think i was born in N.W.F.P.
Police to Pakistani woman…!
Posted in Funny Messages | no comment »Police to Pakistani woman you are very brave lady
How you beat the robber. I appreciate you
Really a brave lady you are
Pakistani women : I did not know he was a robber
I thought my husband came very late to home
