*What is the difference between Saali & Wife*
Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool
Saali is Tooti – Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE
which is the longest toilet
in the world.
guess
Pakistan Railway Track
Teacher to Pathan
where you born?????
Pathan says Proudly.
i born in PAKHTOON KHAWA
teacher ok spell it
pathan i think i was born in N.W.F.P.
Police to Pakistani woman you are very brave lady
How you beat the robber. I appreciate you
Really a brave lady you are
Pakistani women : I did not know he was a robber
I thought my husband came very late to home
Love aj
Hate kal
Yehi toh horha hay aj kal!!
The INVISIBLE MAN married an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
My mobile phone quit as I tried to let my wife know that I was caught in traffic and would be late for our anniversary dinner. I wrote a message on my laptop asking other motorists to call her, printed it on my portable inkjet and taped it to my rear windshield.
When I finally arrived home, my wife gave me the longest kiss ever. “I really think you love me,” she said. “At least 70 people called and told me so.”
An old lady was teasing a girl at the wedding that you will be the next to get married so be ready for it. The girl was literally fed up but she kept quiet at that time. One day this girl met the same lady at the funeral and took the revenge like this. ” You next! You next!”
Everyone must open three factories in order to run the company of life smooth.
Ice Factory in brain
Love factory in heart
Sugar factory in your tongue
Then the life will be satis-factory!!!
Boo!! boo!!!! boo!!!
I went to the zoo
There I saw a monkey
Just like u!!!
