“This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat,
to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat,
for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat !
Now read it without the word cat.”

“Kya Aap ne suna hai..?

BBC per
CNN per
IBN7 per
AAJTAK per
NDTV per
nahi suna..!
Radio Mirchi per toh suna ho ga..!
Agar phir bhi nahi suna toh ab padh loo..

Today is April Fool Day and 1 F(O_O)L is reading this msg Very carefully..”

Dost Pathan se:

APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola

APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega

I am your girlfriend is ….

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy april fools day

U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

Hey U Know?
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why?
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

See the magic

Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
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